Stupid Laws

موضوع: Stupid Laws السبت يوليو 11, 2009 8:40 am

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

** List of Stupid Laws in the United States **

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America
Hope you enjoy them and remember
Law Enforcement is no joke

Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

Alaska
It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

California
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water

Connecticut
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands

Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

Illinois
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets

Indiana
Bathing is prohibited during the winter
Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic

Iowa
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes

Kentucky
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket

Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault

Massachusetts
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts

Nebraska
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

New Mexico
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll

North Dakota
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant

Ohio
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public

Oklahoma
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property

Pennsylvania
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling
No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife

Texas
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five dollar permit
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

Vermont
Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night

Washington
All lollipops are banned
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town
In King County, in Seattle Washington, it is illegal to sit on a man's lap on a metro bus, unless you are married

West Virginia
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

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do u still think Law Enforcement is no joke
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موضوع: رد: Stupid Laws الإثنين أغسطس 03, 2009 4:53 am

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